The Doomsday Dinos Special Edition: Scary..?

The Doomsday Dinos Special Edition: Scary..? (Hosted by Hornu's silly crack-ups)   
  || Scary Level- -5 Skulls out of 5 Skulls (Um, totally not scary)||
  
  One day.... Tiki (A bird) was flying past a den and then he saw an young lady. Curious, Tiki went to the young lady and asked her some questions. "Is this your h0use..?" Tiki said. "You are gonna die tomorrow," the young lady said. Tiki smirked. "What did you say..?" He cleared his ears. The young lady spoke: "I said, you are gonna die tomorrow" Tiki laughed. He laughed like crazy. "HAHAHAHA! OWWW HAHAHAHA!" His laugh was truely annoying. The Young lady got annoyed. "Stop that immediately! you will now die today at 9:45 PM!" Tiki laughed. "Okay,okay, that was a good joke, now my turn. You are gonna fall in a well any moment." The young lady screamed. "Nononono! I'M supposed to be the scary one!!! HMPH!" "Yea right, and I be the tweeter" Tiki laughed and flew away. The young lady cried. "NO! Wait, I'm supposed to scare you and the reader!! Don't you understand?? Wait, no, don't go! wait for me!!!" She chased Tiki, until she fell in a well, just like Tiki said. Tiki gasped, and looked under the well. "Umm, I didn't mean to do this, uhh, literally." Tiki panicked, and flew away. the young lady shouted from the well: "Hello..? Is anybody there..?? It's smelly inside here!"

The Doomsday Dinos- Book #1: Games aren't always fun (Part 2 out of 2)

The Doomsday Dinos- Book #1: Games aren't always fun (Part 2 out of 2)

|| Scary Level- 4 skulls out of 5 skulls (BEWARE!) ||

(If you haven't read part 1, you should read that first, or it'll confuse your brain. Part #1- http://forum.webosaurs.com/showthrea...-1-out-of-2%29 )
(P.S this may be one of the longest thread ever so make sure you read it a chapter at a time..! (But you can read the whole thing at once if you want to) )

PART 2

Chapter 4

I gasped in horror. Martin just bared his eyes, looking scared like a cute little kitty, but believe me, he is NOT cute. The old lady said: "You have a day to escape. It will be short, you are lucky. If you succeed, you get fortune. If you fail, it will cost your life." Cost our lives?!?! Is she CRAZY?!?!, I thought. Martin was finally getting the mood now. He wasn't happy. He was in full terror. I said to the old lady: "Look old lady, I don't appreciate you scaring me and my brother, so if you would be kind, JUST LET US GO!" That caught the old lady's attention. "sorry, you join, you can't get out. Game starts...now." She said. And then, all of the sudden,the floors trembled, ripped open, and pulled us down into the deep, endless ground. we went down into the endless pit of the floor, like we did previously.

Chapter 5

We fell down forever, well, not forever, I'm the impatient one. Anyways, after a few minutes, we landed in a.... well, some room that was very hard to describe. there were hundreds, thousands, no, MILLIONS of children like us here. I was relieved. Guess me and Martin wasn't the only one trapped after all. Martin shouted, "Hey, look! That 9 year old boy is holding a Ultra-Spike Buster action figure! I'm going to play with him!" He said as he went to the boy. Great. Another little kiddie-game of his. Not knowing that we might get trapped in this...room. FOREVER. I sighed, and sat in the corner. There were too many people. Everyone screaming, crying, whining, I just couldn't take it. I decided to go where Martin was when I saw a boy a bit older than me. He was tan, and looked nice. He was sitting on the floor, like me. I went after him. He didn't notice me, since he was daydreaming, I guess. "Hi," I said to him. He trembled and looked up to me. Guess he was surprised. "Um, hi," He said. "How'd you got here..?" I said. "Well it's weird, but simple. I came to this circus, tripped and fell into a hole, met an old lady, and bam, I'm here." He replied. I widened my eyes. "That's the exact thing_" Before I could finish my sentence, a loud voice came from the speakers on the walls, that i didn't realized. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! FOR NOW I PRESENT YOU... THE DYNAMIC EXCELLENT DRAMA CIRCUS' FUN GAME! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ANSWER 3 QUESTIONS! THE LAST PERSON WILL GET A FORTUNE, WHILE THE OTHERS WILL SUFFER TO DE@TH!

Chapter 6

I got nervous. Suffer to death..?? How could a million children suffer to death..? I crossed my fingers. Then all of the sudden, The lights went out, and, to my surprise, when the lights came out again, everyone was onstage in an auditorium. There weren't any audiences. Then the strangest thing happened. from out of nowhere, clowns with scary make-ups came juggling all over the place, scaring the million childrens (which they were all able to go on stage, comparing to the numbers of dinosaurs) , which, obviously scared them. Then, the clowns all threw their juggling balls in the air, then the balls all exploded, and the next thing we knew, there were bright lights on and we were in a presentation room. weird. There was a gigantic HD TV in the wall, and the microph0ne suddenly said: "WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS A FUN GAME WHERE YOU'LL EARN $ 100,000,000 IF YOU WIN! THE RULE IS EASY. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. IF YOU ARE TOO SLOW, YOU SUFFER! IF YOU ARE WRONG, YOU SUFFER! IF YOU ARE CORRECT AND FAST, YOU PASS! GAME STARTS....NOW! The HD TV turned on, and it said something in big fat bubbly letters. it said: "WHAT'S 1 + 1..?" Weird. Of course, it's TWO! This is gonna be easier than I thought. But wait... my classmates always joked around saying : "One plus one is window, you silly..!" I hesitated. Maybe I should say window. But before I knew, there were only 7 seconds left. Think, Georgan, THINK! I decided my answer. I shouted out loud: "WINDOW!!!!!!" The timer rang. awkward silence. And then something happened. "CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 8,665 PEOPLES WHO WON! THEY WILL OFFICIALLY MOVE ON..!" And then came up the list of peoples who succeeded in the HD TV.I crossed my fingers. I searched the list. G... Ge... Geo.... GEORGAN! YES! I WON! I wanted to cheer, but no time for that, because what I saw shouldn't be good. The winners were suddenly all on the left, and the people who lost,were all locked up in a room. I couldn't see what was happening, but I heard screams, wails, and ugh, horrifying screams that will make your ears hurt. Then I saw something weird coming from the door. Blood. Pure blood coming from the room. D...did they really suffer to de@th..?!?! I thought. But I didn't had time to think, the next question was on. "HOW LONG IS THE MAXIMUM LIFESPAN OF A KANGAROO..?" Thank god I did those boring Quizbos. Too bad Martin didn't... Wait a second, where's Martin..? I haven't seen him since he went to that boy..! I was worried.
Wait, the question. I've got to say it fast. How long does a kangaroo live Georgan?? THINK..! only 5 seconds left. I shouted: "23 YEARS!!!!!" The timer rang. Another awkward silence. Then, like before,the winners were announced,and the list of winners were on the HD TV. G... Ge... Geo... Geor... GEORGAN! YES! SUCCEED! And then came the announcement: "CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 3,769 PEOPLE WHO SUCCEEDED! THEY WILL OFFICIALLY MOVE ON,WHILE THE OTHERS WILL SUFFER TO DE@TH...!" Now this time, I saw the unlucky ones 'Suffer to de@th'. I saw dozens of crocodiles inside a pool, that I didn't realize until now, and the kids... They're THEY'RE GETTING EATEN BY THOSE HORRIBLE CROCODILES!! UGH, so horrible. I just can't take it..! And when I opened my eyes again, and i saw blood shimmering in the pool. Then, the last question popped up. "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD..?" What?!?! A joke..?! That's just so not fair..! But before I could even decide, the speaker announced: "APPARENTLY, WE HAVE TOO MANY WINNERS SO THE UNLUCKY ONES WILL ALSO SUFFER TO DEATH!!" And before I could even PANIC, almost EVERYONE was locked into the room and thrown into the room, and I never saw them again. The only ones left was the previous boy I met, myself, and, MARTIN! Thank god he's alive. But why was I relieved, I only had 10 seconds left..! I went where Martin was. For my surprise, he wasn't scared, at all. He looked like usual, his usual self looking like a troublemaker.
When Martin finally saw me, he suddenly whispered to my ears. "The answer is 'To get to the other side.' " Two seconds left. I quickly shouted with Martin: "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!" The timer rang. Another awkward silence. To my surprise, we...WON! WE ALL WON! YES! WE WON!!! WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE!

Chapter 7

The door went open from a plane wall. A guy tried to gave us the money, but I didn't care about money. I just wanted to go h0me. The guys shouted: "Wait, get this money or your whole live is__" Me and Martin shouted: "WE DON'T CARE!" The tan boy I met previously was receiving the money,and went back to safty (Or did he...). We're gonna go BYE BYE! We charged through the door,went past the Gushing Geyser, and went to our block when,our h0use, it... it.... it's GONE!!!!! There's nothing but rocks..! "Maybe we went to the wrong block.." Martin said. "But that's impossible," I said. "That's your stinky swamp that you always played with," I said as I pointed to a muddy swamp near the pile of rocks. Then I heard a voice in my mind: My girl, The circus isn't a Dymanic Excellent Drama circus, it's the De@dly Evil Doom Circus. We lied. Everyone who comes in this circus, dies. I got scared. And Martin was shivering. "Let's check out the gushing geyser." I said to Martin. So, we went to the gushing geyser. It's... it's not a geyser, it's just DIRT with empty geysers with no water sprouting!! We checked out the Sub Alpine Forest. There's... AN ARMY OF OKVANGOES! EVERYWHERE! SLEEPING IN A CAGE SO BIG THAT WE CAN BARELY BREATHE IN THE SNOWS..! I got terrified. Everything has changed. I went to the forest floor, and all I saw was pollution. Trees cut down, grasses turning brown, and oil sprouting all over the place. Then a voice went through our ears. "This is Anti-Webosaurs, where only the de@d ones exists." Then I finally found out, we... WE'RE DE@D! I wailed,and,wailed,and wailed,and wailed...
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 The news was on. Millions of de@d bodies we're found in the circus. Including Martin and Georgan. We buried everyone, and prayed for them, and wished them good times. Even the busiest webosaurs: Flyboy and Mio came, feeling sad. No one knew what happened, but we wish them good luck.

Well,that's the story of Georgan, my good old friend that passed away. So remember, if you ever see a circus called: "The D.E.D Cirus", make sure you double check for mysterious things, because there's always a doom for The Doomsday Dinos"...

The Doomsday Dinos- Book #1: Games aren't always fun (Part 1 out of 2)

|| Scary Level- 2 skulls out of 5 skulls ||

Oh, why hello there, little child. I was just feeding these werewolves for Tuesday,yes,werewolves always wail for food. And oh, one question, is it Tuesday today..? Oh,but wait, but it doesn't matter,because it's DOOMSDAY everyday, each time you step into this story. Ah, good question, why is it called 'Doomsday'..? Well, it's simple, because EVERY DINOSAUR THAT ENTER THIS STORY WILL FEEL THE DOOM COMING UP FROM YOUR SPINE, AND YOU CANNOT LET IT GO... Ah, sorry, I love to chill up some dinos before I tell the unique adventures that my friends had experienced... Now, let me tell you about this random girl I know called Georgan... Now, you may think games are always 'awesome' and clams your mind,but you are wrong. Games are more then they seem to be.... Now, let's get on with Georgan's unusual story...

Book #1: Games aren't always fun- Part 1 out of 2

Chapter 1

"Hey, Georgan! Why don't ya fetch some doggy treats to that fish..?" That's my annoying little brother, Martin. He's ALWAYS doing SOMETHING, no matter what (I mean it, one time he actually sneaked into Stretch's h0use and stole his favorite surf board). I'm Gerogan, a thirteen year old girl that loves to go on circus. I dream of performing in the crowds,doing those back flip and those swirly doos in the best circus performance in the world! And here I am, babysitting this little trouble maker in the evening while Mom and Dad is having dinner. Martin was feeding dog biscuit to a FISH,yea, I know what you're thinking, he's crazy. I've seen more than this. While I was just fiddling with my rubric's cube,completely ignoring him. It was getting late, when all of the sudden, the doorbell rang. I opened the door, and a dino with a brown coat with black sunglasses appeared. "Err... Do I know you,sir..?" I said in a low voice,hoping he,or she is a "sir"."Here," the dino said as he gave me a envelope. "Wait, what is this..??" I said, but I was too late. The dino had went. But wait, the dino couldn't have went in a couple seconds, right? That would just be... ultra-fictional. I opened the envelope and read it to myself: Dear reader: Congratulations! You have won this marvelous ticket to visit the Anti- D.E.D (Dynamically Excellent Drama) circus FREE! Your limousine is waiting for you outside now, and don't miss it,because if you come we will grant your dream! Without thinking twice, I ran outside and looked at the streets, and saw a limousine outside. I ran to the limousine,banged the door, and shouted, "LET ME IN! I DON'T WANNA BE LATE!" And so two agents came out from the limousine and the agents drove me to the Anti- D.E.D Circus, while sneaky Martin sneaked inside the car trunk and followed me...

 Chapter 2

When I got to the circus, it was almost midnight. I didn't know why I was foolish enough to come here so late,but I would do anything to come to a circus show. Right, the story. I came to the circus,and it was brilliant. Clowns riding on unicycles and juggling at the same time, magicians vanishing rabbits, and many more amazing things that made my eyes gleam with excitement! It was all perfect...until now, and poof! Martin! He's right behind me! It's a nightmare! How could he!! He should have been in h0me! Err... ok. That IS a nightmare, but that isn't the right nightmare was talking about. I gasped, "WHAT are you doing here, you trouble maker! Why didn't you sleep now, you should be asleep!!" "I like to surprise people" He said, grinning. We argued and argued,until something weird happened. I tripped on a pebble,timbered to Martin and fell into a hole...

Chapter 3

We kept rolling and rolling,almost forever. I groaned, and my brother screamed. And then we came falling down an mat, and we were in...somewhere. All I saw was the mat a table with an gigantic pearl on the top, chairs, some creepy pictures and a curtain, mostly like a h0me of an fortune teller. I saw an old woman with black and white make up with old fashioned clothes, maybe from the 30's. She muttered, "I was waiting for you." I froze, and skipped a beat. My brother Martin didn't took it seriously and just laughed. "Yea, and I was waiting for YOU!" Martin said. The old lady frowned. "You will not laugh ever once you enter this game." She said. "Game? I hope it's board games. They're fun." Martin joked. The old lady didn't answer. She said: " You have the ticket to enter this game. Now you must." Said said. I replied, "Oh, you mean this ticket..? Yea,I__" "Yes, but No. That is not meant to visit a show. That ticket is meant to join the game" The old lady said. I saw a door back to the circus behind me, and said, "Uh, listen. My parents should be worried right now and I only came here so I can watch the performance and try and become a performer myself,so.." "No, there is no escape. In order to get out, you must win, or you will be in this circus FOREVER." My brother whispered to me, "Err... This is getting creepy, so let's just get out of here." I nodded, and went charging through the door,but then horror went through my body. The door, its gone! "I told you, you have no escape,in order to get out,you must win the game," The old lady said.

To be continued...

(Now I know what you're thinking. Where's the thriller? Where's the fright? Where's all the doom? Now don't worry, the doom will come out of control in part 2...)

Medieval Madness-Part 2: The Mysterious Letter

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Medieval Madness-Part 2: The Mysterious Letter

"W..what did you uhh say? I think I drank too many swamp juices over the years." Horns had said. "Swamp Juices? I thou shall not know wout 'swamp juices' are" the Stretch said. "Ummm... never mind. I'll just ask someone that doesn't have a weird accent." Horns said,as he ran away from the Stretch,a little worried of his life. He walked past a crazy Pterry,dressed as an Jester,a Rexxy with a black hood on his head,and a bunch of Stretchs that happened to be ordinary farmers,but hey,farmers aren't that common in Webosaurs,right? And then,as he took a couple more step,he found a chariot next to a brick wall. He came closer to the chariot,and then there was an message. It said: "Hi Horns, It's me,Horns. I need you to go to the castle that is next to this brick wall,and talk to the king. Your fame starts there. You might get confused first,but you'll understand what I mean when it gets to the end. -Sincerely,Horns" Ok,Horns got confused. And when I say confused really confused. I mean,first of all,how could he write a letter to himself?! That would be crazy! And second of all,your fame starts there,how could he become famous just start by talking to a 'King'?! And third of all,how would be he able to understand all of this?! "Is this somekind of prank??" He said to himself. But then,just when he was about to leave from the chariot,he heard the clanging of the sword that he heard previously.
And then,he saw knights wrestling,battling,fighting and doing other stuffs like that behind the brick wall,which lead to the castle. And then,well,you know what happens,he tackled and joined the battle. He knocked out 19knights,11 horses,and 4 typical farmers who had just passed by to say hi. And then,there were footsteps coming from the castle. every-single webosaurs went down and got ready to greet whoever was making the footsteps. Then,a picky-looking Rexxy with a big red crown,with an long red furry cape with an royal jacket had came out from the castle. A knight said to the Rexxy,"Oh,sir,we have completed our arena training,but,uhh, that Horns..." FINALLY! SOMEONE THAT HAS A NORMAL ACCENT!!" Horns said. "WHO DARES TO SHOUT AGAINST MY ORDERS!!!!!" The Rexxy said. "Uhhh s,sorry uh,sir,I,uh,just got uh,excited!"Horns mumbled back. "Sir,this being is an Unstoppable warrior! he had defeated our Ye loyal knights!" a Jester,in the back said. "Is that true,my dear Polian?" the Rexxy said. Polian? that's a weird ,Horns thought. "Fine,my dear boy,my is ye King,and these and me knights. This is me Jester,Polian. And please come inside my castle to discuss what happened."

Medieval Madness-Part 1: The time travel begins

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Medieval Madness-Part 1: The time travel begins

Once upon a time,there lived this modern,temperate, Webosaur called Horns. He couldn't stand using his muscles and he always had a slogan in his brain:'Being Strong is being Perfect',he always thought in his head. So,today was special for him. For everyone. Because today was the Medieval Horns Day!. This day is to worship a brave Triceratops that defeated a Evil Magician and saved The Journal of Future. But Horns always wondered, What is the Journal of Future,and why is it so important? So,now you know Horns is confused with the journal,but not for long. Later that day,he went to the Forest Floor and went to play Shoo bug. But then while he was playing,he heard a sudden clang of swords tackling each other. CLANG CLANG! It kept clanging and clanging,he just couldn't stand it. He headed towards the sound of swords. And then,a sudden flash of light lighted,as Horns predicted,was weird. Then,I must admit,something very weird happened. Where the flash of light,and the clanging sound,had came from thick layer of trees that lead to a mysterious landscape. He went into the layers of trees,and this is where the weird thing happens. He hears a sudden neigh,and out comes a MEDIEVAL HORSE! He knew it was medieval,because it had a ridiculously big mask on it's face. He went deeper,deeper,and deeper into the layer of trees,and then,he came to a small,small village. The caves were all made out of hays and woods, And there were dozens of Knights lining up like cops,and there were bunch of castles too. Horns spoke,"Hey,uhh guys? don't you think this is too many decorations for the party? I know everyone like it,but..." "What do ye mean ye decorations?" a Stretch said "It's ye fine place as usual!" He said. " Uhhh,you know you have a very weird accent..." Horns said. "Oh don't think-o-boy! Ye all know that everyone has same accent!" The Stretch said. Suddenly,Horns thought,no,it's impossible,but what if i was true? What is he really time traveled?? He knew it shouldn't be possible but he asked,"What year is it today?" Horns asked to the Stretch. "It's 959. Wauts wrong,ye-boy?"

 -Hornusaurus

Diary of the Wacky Hornu re-opened!!

Hi guys!!

If you didn't know what happened,I had deleted this blog a few months ago,but now I'm re-opening this blog! Woot! I'll be back posting stories! Yaay!

So,re-enjoy my blog! :D

-Hornusaurus

Snow Boarding

Well,here I go.

I,Hornusaurus,will snow board this...WILD ridge at the webo ridge. I wasn't sure if I could do it. But I thought why I was doing it. Right. I needed coins. I needed adventure. I needed pizza(so i can buy some with the coins). I stared down at the endless ridge awaiting me..but I had no choice. I went off the ground,and landed on the ridge,gaining speed as I got closer to the edge. I'm getting closer. Closer. Closer,and closer. I see the sky around me,and I noticed I'm in the air now. Now the tricks. I started off doing the backflip,then the frontflip,then the harder ones...then I smoothly went on land again,and eureka! Coins! "I'm gonna do it again!" i said to myself as I went to the ridge again.